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realswanky

top-notch subversive embroidery to help horrify your guests. handcrafted with love in winnipeg, manitoba.

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please don't do coke in the bathroom, mean embroidery, funny embroidery, home is where them fuckers aint, embroidery, subversive embroidery, home decor, rap lyric embroidery, wu tang embroidery, upcycled vintage fabric, bless this hizzy, bless this hizzle.

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Last updated on Jun 16, 2023

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please don't do coke in the bathroom, mean embroidery, funny embroidery, home is where them fuckers aint, embroidery, subversive embroidery, home decor, rap lyric embroidery, wu tang embroidery, upcycled vintage fabric, bless this hizzy, bless this hizzle.

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Home Sweet Home, Home Is Where Them Fuckers Ain't, Welcome Home, Welcome Sign, Unwelcome Sign, Subversive Embroidery, Vintage Floral Fabric,

Home Sweet Home, Home Is Where Them Fuckers Ain't, Welcome Home, Welcome Sign, Unwelcome Sign, Subversive Embroidery, Vintage Floral Fabric,

$32.90

Gluten, Gluten Love, I Love Gluten, Gluten Jokes, Dad Jokes, Pun, Punny, Embroidery, Wall Art, Embroidery Decor, Floral Wreath, Celiac, Puns

Gluten, Gluten Love, I Love Gluten, Gluten Jokes, Dad Jokes, Pun, Punny, Embroidery, Wall Art, Embroidery Decor, Floral Wreath, Celiac, Puns

$60.00

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$36.90

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$40.00

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$40.00

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$38.98

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Wasted Potential, Knuckledragger, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art

$38.98

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Dolly Parton, Dolly is the shit, Working 9 to 5,hello I’m dolly, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art

$38.98

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$35.00

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rental sweet rental, rental home, subversive embroidery, welcome home, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art

$40.00

rental sweet rental, rental home, subversive embroidery, welcome home, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art

rental sweet rental, rental home, subversive embroidery, welcome home, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art

$34.90

rental sweet rental, rental home, subversive embroidery, welcome home, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art

rental sweet rental, rental home, subversive embroidery, welcome home, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art

$34.90

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$29.90

please dont do coke in the bathroom, unwelcome sign, floral, bathroom decor, wall art, wall decor, anti drug, drug free, xvx, rollerskate

please dont do coke in the bathroom, unwelcome sign, floral, bathroom decor, wall art, wall decor, anti drug, drug free, xvx, rollerskate

$43.90

real swanky, fan club realswanky, fanclub, pins, pin back

real swanky, fan club realswanky, fanclub, pins, pin back

$2.00

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Zen as fuck, yogi, good karma, thoughtful gifts, polite as fuck, tough as nails, uplifting gift, juxtaposition, feminist gift, riot grrrl

$36.90

Brush Your Teeth, Dentist, Dental Hygiene, bathroom embroidery, washroom embroidery, kitchen sink, embroidery, tongue in cheek

Brush Your Teeth, Dentist, Dental Hygiene, bathroom embroidery, washroom embroidery, kitchen sink, embroidery, tongue in cheek

$39.90

Gifts for Vegans, Vegan Gifts, Seitanist, Seitan's Waitin', Hail Seitan, Wheat Meat, Mock Meat, Vegan Embroidery, Pun Embroidery

Gifts for Vegans, Vegan Gifts, Seitanist, Seitan's Waitin', Hail Seitan, Wheat Meat, Mock Meat, Vegan Embroidery, Pun Embroidery

$35.90

Seedy, Dodgy, Sunflower Seed Fabric, Inspirational Embroidery, Kitchen Embroidery, Bathroom, Offensive Embroidery, Sassy Embroidery

Seedy, Dodgy, Sunflower Seed Fabric, Inspirational Embroidery, Kitchen Embroidery, Bathroom, Offensive Embroidery, Sassy Embroidery

$22.90

Gold Tooth, gold teeth, traditional flash, tattoo flash, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art, whatever

Gold Tooth, gold teeth, traditional flash, tattoo flash, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art, whatever

$19.00

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$19.00

What Would Dolly Do,Dolly Parton, Working 9 to 5, Jolene, take no shit, feminist embroidery, WWJD, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor

What Would Dolly Do,Dolly Parton, Working 9 to 5, Jolene, take no shit, feminist embroidery, WWJD, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor

$45.80

leave, get out, please leave, go, subversive embroidery, welcome sign, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art

leave, get out, please leave, go, subversive embroidery, welcome sign, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art

$32.90

The Simpsons, Mr Burns, Don't Forget, You're Here Forever, Maggie Simpson,Simpsons Art,funny embroidery, wall art, kitchen decor, room decor

The Simpsons, Mr Burns, Don't Forget, You're Here Forever, Maggie Simpson,Simpsons Art,funny embroidery, wall art, kitchen decor, room decor

$39.90

Rad dad, Fathers Day, punny, pun embroidery, pun decor, vegan joke, vegetable humour, vegetable humor, vegan humor, dad jokes, puns

Rad dad, Fathers Day, punny, pun embroidery, pun decor, vegan joke, vegetable humour, vegetable humor, vegan humor, dad jokes, puns

$34.90

The Simpsons, Simpsons Dignity, IT'S DIGNITY! Kirk Van Houten A Milhouse Divided, funny embroidery, wall art, kitchen decor, room decor

The Simpsons, Simpsons Dignity, IT'S DIGNITY! Kirk Van Houten A Milhouse Divided, funny embroidery, wall art, kitchen decor, room decor

$32.90

Offensive Embroidery, Potato chip fabric, Sassy Embroidery, Mean Stitching, fuck it, screw it, fck it, f word, Room Decor, Kitchen

Offensive Embroidery, Potato chip fabric, Sassy Embroidery, Mean Stitching, fuck it, screw it, fck it, f word, Room Decor, Kitchen

$20.90

Wash Your Hands, Wash Up, bathroom embroidery, washroom embroidery, kitchen sink, embroidery, tongue in cheek, needlepoint

Wash Your Hands, Wash Up, bathroom embroidery, washroom embroidery, kitchen sink, embroidery, tongue in cheek, needlepoint

$39.90

Highschool S, Cool S, Stussy S, Pointy S, Graffiti S, Super S, The S Thing, meme, home decor, wall decor, living room decor

Highschool S, Cool S, Stussy S, Pointy S, Graffiti S, Super S, The S Thing, meme, home decor, wall decor, living room decor

$22.10

Plant Lady, Plant Killer, Plant Mom, Plant Life, Smash the Patriarchy, Nasty Woman, Feminist embroidery, welcome sign, home decor, Cacti

Plant Lady, Plant Killer, Plant Mom, Plant Life, Smash the Patriarchy, Nasty Woman, Feminist embroidery, welcome sign, home decor, Cacti

$32.90

give em hell, thoughtful as hell, thoughtful gifts, polite as fuck, tough as nails, uplifting gift, juxtaposition, feminist gift, riot grrrl

give em hell, thoughtful as hell, thoughtful gifts, polite as fuck, tough as nails, uplifting gift, juxtaposition, feminist gift, riot grrrl

$26.90

subversive embroidery, welcome sign, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art, if you can't, take a joke, get out

subversive embroidery, welcome sign, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art, if you can't, take a joke, get out

$53.90

marie kondo, does it bring you joy, netflix, hoarder, thrifter, packrat, pack rat, subversive embroidery,home decor, wall decor, punny

marie kondo, does it bring you joy, netflix, hoarder, thrifter, packrat, pack rat, subversive embroidery,home decor, wall decor, punny

$32.90

rental sweet rental, rental home, subversive embroidery, welcome home, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art

rental sweet rental, rental home, subversive embroidery, welcome home, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art

$34.90

anatomically correct, lungs, embroidery, medical textbook, lung diagram, science art, wall decor, bronchioles, room decor, office decor,lung

anatomically correct, lungs, embroidery, medical textbook, lung diagram, science art, wall decor, bronchioles, room decor, office decor,lung

$60.00

food embroidery, food needlepoint, perogies, pierogies, food art, kitchen embroidery,kitchen art, home decor, wall decor, living room decor

food embroidery, food needlepoint, perogies, pierogies, food art, kitchen embroidery,kitchen art, home decor, wall decor, living room decor

$19.00

Gluten, Gluten Love, I Love Gluten, Gluten Jokes, Dad Jokes, Pun, Punny, Embroidery, Wall Art, Embroidery Decor, Floral Wreath, Celiac, Puns

Gluten, Gluten Love, I Love Gluten, Gluten Jokes, Dad Jokes, Pun, Punny, Embroidery, Wall Art, Embroidery Decor, Floral Wreath, Celiac, Puns

$60.00

Home Sweet Home, Home Is Where Them Fuckers Ain't, Welcome Home, Welcome Sign, Unwelcome Sign, Subversive Embroidery, Vintage Floral Fabric,

Home Sweet Home, Home Is Where Them Fuckers Ain't, Welcome Home, Welcome Sign, Unwelcome Sign, Subversive Embroidery, Vintage Floral Fabric,

$32.90

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Amy on Apr 9, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

So cute! I love it

Gold Tooth, gold teeth, traditional flash, tattoo flash, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art, whatever

Gold Tooth, gold teeth, traditional flash, tattoo flash, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room decor, wall art, whatever
Madalene Lee on Oct 29, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Amazing product and great support from the seller!

Bless this Hizzy fo Shizzy, rap embroidery, fo shizzle, hip hop embroidery, rap cross stitch, bless this house, bless this home, snoop dogg

Bless this Hizzy fo Shizzy, rap embroidery, fo shizzle, hip hop embroidery, rap cross stitch, bless this house, bless this home, snoop dogg
becclhunt on Sep 28, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

These were so cute and had the cutest fabric. We used them as decor in our office and everyone loved them

give em hell, thoughtful as hell, thoughtful gifts, polite as fuck, tough as nails, uplifting gift, juxtaposition, feminist gift, riot grrrl

give em hell, thoughtful as hell, thoughtful gifts, polite as fuck, tough as nails, uplifting gift, juxtaposition, feminist gift, riot grrrl
Jill on Sep 21, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

It's beautiful, I love it so much!

Laser Cats, Cat Fabric, Cat Cotton, Funny embroidery, Pussy Grabs Back, home decor, wall decor, living room decor

Laser Cats, Cat Fabric, Cat Cotton, Funny embroidery, Pussy Grabs Back, home decor, wall decor, living room decor
batty88 on Jul 13, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Absolutely love this! It’s perfect in my Dolly themed bathroom. Thank you so much 😊

What Would Dolly Do,Dolly Parton, Working 9 to 5, Jolene, take no shit, feminist embroidery, WWJD, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor

What Would Dolly Do,Dolly Parton, Working 9 to 5, Jolene, take no shit, feminist embroidery, WWJD, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor
Alli on Jun 18, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Looked great and my friend loved it!

Mean Embroidery, Funny Embroidery, Curse Word Embroidery, Bad Words, Embroidery, Crass Embroidery, Subversive, Eat Shit, Fuck Off, Eff Off

Mean Embroidery, Funny Embroidery, Curse Word Embroidery, Bad Words, Embroidery, Crass Embroidery, Subversive, Eat Shit, Fuck Off, Eff Off
Kari on May 15, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Absolutely perfect! Great seller, excellent communication! Will definitely purchase other pieces! 🤍

Mean Embroidery, Funny Embroidery, Curse Word Embroidery, Bad Words, Embroidery, Crass Embroidery, Subversive, Eat Shit, Fuck Off, Eff Off

Mean Embroidery, Funny Embroidery, Curse Word Embroidery, Bad Words, Embroidery, Crass Embroidery, Subversive, Eat Shit, Fuck Off, Eff Off
Lauren on Feb 3, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

I smile every time I look at my new decoration. I love it

Home Sweet Home, Home Is Where Them Fuckers Ain't, Welcome Home, Welcome Sign, Unwelcome Sign, Subversive Embroidery, Vintage Floral Fabric,

Home Sweet Home, Home Is Where Them Fuckers Ain't, Welcome Home, Welcome Sign, Unwelcome Sign, Subversive Embroidery, Vintage Floral Fabric,
leigh on Dec 2, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Fantastic item! Classy seller! I can't say enough about the awesomeness of this transaction and the great communication!

Let it go, let that shit go, give em hell, I ain't sorry, feminist embroidery, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room, wall art

Let it go, let that shit go, give em hell, I ain't sorry, feminist embroidery, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, living room, wall art
Isabella on Nov 2, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Came promptly, well packaged and exactly what I hoped for. I love it!

nope,no, subversive embroidery, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, socks, wall art, i hate socks, nah, naw

nope,no, subversive embroidery, unwelcome sign, home decor, wall decor, socks, wall art, i hate socks, nah, naw

About realswanky

Sales 1,300

On Etsy since 2012

a really okay workspace.

everybody deserves something real swanky, see.

I began sewing and upcycling at a very young age. Money doesn't grow on trees, so why pay an arm & a leg for rad things, hmm? I don't over overcharge for my items, as overpaying is a total bummer.

Salty embroidery, incorporating vintage, upcycled fabrics + thrifted one-of-a-kind textiles that have seen better days. Subversive, choice words + some traditional flash style design always ready to ship to your door. That'll do.

"Real Swanky" is a term my elderly relatives used that has stuck with me over the years. A quick go at attempted compliments when quirky art, ideas or concepts were presented on the fly. Mama tried. (Not really.)

Quality work, entirely vegan/cruelty-free + darling packaging from Winnipeg, Canada, with love.

Wholesale pricing is a swift option for small shoppes anywhere in the world. Custom orders available upon request, and welcomed!... you deserve somethin' real swanky, yeah?

I'm on the Facebooks! : http://www.facebook.com/realswanky || I like Instagram, too : @realswanky

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Caitlin S.

Owner, Maker, Designer

Some kinda 32 year old, tea-sippin' dame, forever thrifting. Coupon queen, lovingly helicopter parenting two strange bunnies in a wee livin’ hole. Milking almonds since the 90's.

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Last updated on February 16, 2023

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