Oh wow, isn't that a beauti-- WAIT. WHAT.

I've hand stitched this little ditty with a whole lotta love and a shit-eating grin the whole while.

Choose from "Eat Shit" or "Fuck Off"-- or, both would cut the mustard alright, don't ya think?

Rad to place up in your room, sad cubicle, darlin' kitchen or bitchin' living room! A little nail in the wall ought to do it if this little stunner leaning on a shelf isn't going to float your boat this round.

Prefer a different colour combo, hoop size, or font? Feel free to message me!

• Stretched to fit in it's 5" inch circular hoop
• Choose from one of TWO pieces!
• Mint Green cotton, with mint border, navies,pinks and light yellow embroidery floss
• Hand stitched
• Mint plant-based felt securely adhered into the backing, using a vegan adhesive



Please note: I do my very best to capture item's true colour with photographs, and will be as descriptive as possible with every item. Feel free to message me for additional details or photos in different lighting! Keep in mind different screen resolutions will result in a varying appearance. Items with patterns will turn out unique each and every time! Band or entertainment related items are not at all Real Swanky's property. Please message me if you would like a photo of your item BEFORE payment, so we may verify this is exactly what you would like!